1. I get up 20 minutes before I leave for work.
2. I hog the bathroom, (well it’s only fair I have priority as I’m running late)
3. I run for the bus and get mad if it leaves on time (the one day I’m late it decides to come early)
4. And while doing all of the above I shove my little bro’s breakfast down my mouth. (a girl’s gotta eat)
As you can see what it relaxing week for me is not for those round me. Although it has to be said that extra 15 minute lie in does sometimes cost me dearly.
I miss the bus and have to wait for the next one. Then I get on a bus that is packed out and moving very slowly which is annoying. That is why finally after all these years I am putting my foot down and taking driving lesson. I can’t handle public transport no more.
With my driving lessons they are really funny.
Whilst many believe they have the right of way instead of learner drivers, they have yet to come across me. Although I am a learner driving I have a special flair when driving.
I mean I understand some learners are slow and many don’t have enough patience to let them drive, but make no mistake when crossing my path.
Let me explain my way of driving…..
If I have right of way and you see me and do not stop, I will press the accelerator and push forward until I go first. And then I will sound my horn so you get the message. The look on the other driver is pure shock and is unbelievably funny.
And then….
My driving instructor just laughs with me so I guess it is okay?
BTW anybody that wants driving lessons heed my advice, it actually works! The road’s your oyster; drive the way you want when there are no cameras!! (while obeying the rules of the road, right Raz? - Ed) hehehe
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